A wife woke up in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from the bed. She got up and checked around the house. She heard sobbing the basement.
After turning on the light and descending the stairs, she found her husband curled up into a little ball, sobbing.
She asked, “Honey, what’s wrong?” worried about what could hurt him so much. He answered: “Remember 20 years ago I got you pregnant and your father threatened to send me to jail for 20 years if I didn’t marry you?”
She replied: “Yes, of course!” He then said, “Well I would have been released today.”